Because all useful telescopes use mirrors, we’d never know if space vampires exist.

what if there's a planet really close by whose surface is composed by vampires and also inhabited by vampires?

We'd still be able to see under the surface. The mirror light would pass through the mirror vampires and instead reflect whatever is underneath the vampires.

Of course, that still means we wouldn't know if an existing planet has vampires on the surface....

[–] Polsaker 1 points (+1|-0)

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But what if the entire planet, down to the core is made of vampires?

[–] Mattvision 1 points (+1|-0)

Then there is no hope. All is lost.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I do not want to think of such things.

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

Wouldn't the sun have killed it?

[–] Polsaker 0 points (+0|-0)

maybe it's dead vampires on one side of the planet and living vampires in the other

[–] Butler_crosley 0 points (+0|-0)

So the planet doesn't rotate? How would that affect the mass of the planet if the living vampires are always avoiding the light on a rotating planet? Maybe that is what powers the rotation?

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Relax. Don't worry about being unable to see Space Vampires with a telescope. .

They're already here.......

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Bite me. No, wait, don't do that.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Say, would you be so kind as to down a bottle of Bollinger La Grande Année 2007 between 9 amd 11 pm?

We'll see you around 11:30, my friend

:-)=

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Too late. Already downed it. Why, again?

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Because all useful telescopes use mirrors, we’d never know if space vampires exist.

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