I wish I had the power to make people shit their pants at will.

Cut me off. Shit your pants. Don't say thank you. Shit your pants. Be rude to customer service people. Shit your pants.

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[–] sidewalker_Principle 2 points (+2|-0)

Supposedly there's a military device that does just that, but it's a rumor. They call it the Brown Note. It's a frequency that causes your colon to loosen up. Or sphincter, whatever it is.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I'd make whoever did that shit their pants. There can be only one.

[–] sidewalker_Principle 1 points (+1|-0)

Your tenacity is bold.

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Score: 7 (+7|-0)

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