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[–] PCaut 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Kids these days...

Girl, if you can't even handle a pony, then why should you be trusted with a LHC? Do you have any notion how much work it takes to shoo the spiders out of the ring every day? Owning a LHC is a lifelong responsibility. You can't just get bored of it and discard it after a week.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Oh, I promise, promise, promise I will only feed it the highest quality current and I will pump fresh protons through the coils every morning and change out the liquid helium tanks every week.

Please, please, puh-leeeaasseee can I have my own LHC?