I let him out in the back garden earlier this morning, and when I opened my curtains and looked out the window, he was running around on the field outside.
It took me 20 mins to get the little bastard back inside, then I let him out again to see how he had escaped. I still haven't fixed the fence from when he ploughed head first through it and snapped the wood panel to get out, I just put my wheelie bin in front of it so he couldn't get through. This motherfucker put his front paws on the wheels of the wheelie bin and rolled it back, stuck his nose in between the fence and the bin and somehow made a gap big enough to get out.
So now I'm going to pick up some stuff to fix my fence before the bastard manages to disappear again.
Did he go over to Voat and shit the place up?