Bomber pulled a Houdini again

posted by PMYA on RareDoge

I let him out in the back garden earlier this morning, and when I opened my curtains and looked out the window, he was running around on the field outside.

It took me 20 mins to get the little bastard back inside, then I let him out again to see how he had escaped. I still haven't fixed the fence from when he ploughed head first through it and snapped the wood panel to get out, I just put my wheelie bin in front of it so he couldn't get through. This motherfucker put his front paws on the wheels of the wheelie bin and rolled it back, stuck his nose in between the fence and the bin and somehow made a gap big enough to get out.

So now I'm going to pick up some stuff to fix my fence before the bastard manages to disappear again.

I let him out in the back garden earlier this morning, and when I opened my curtains and looked out the window, he was running around on the field outside. It took me 20 mins to get the little bastard back inside, then I let him out again to see how he had escaped. I still haven't fixed the fence from when he ploughed head first through it and snapped the wood panel to get out, I just put my wheelie bin in front of it so he couldn't get through. This motherfucker put his front paws on the wheels of the wheelie bin and rolled it back, stuck his nose in between the fence and the bin and somehow made a gap big enough to get out. So now I'm going to pick up some stuff to fix my fence before the bastard manages to disappear again.

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[–] o_______o 2 points (+2|-0)

Did he go over to Voat and shit the place up?

[–] PMYA [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

He tried, but he was fooled by the captcha.

[–] pembo210 2 points (+2|-0)

..wheelie bin..

[–] PMYA [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

It's a bin and it has wheels, what else are we supposed to call it?

[–] pembo210 2 points (+2|-0)

oh wheelS, like more than one wheel. I was thinking about a wheelbarrow http://ace.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pACE3-2893812enh-z8.jpg

[–] PMYA [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Wheelie bins.

The green one is for every day shit, the black one is for glass and plastics and the brown one is for garden waste. I always put the wrong stuff in them and get angry letters from the council threatening to fine me or take my wheelie bins away.

Bomber pulled a Houdini again

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