I took him to the vets again today because he has been having trouble with his ears. He's been scratching at them for a while and I got some ear drops for him because they thought it might be an ear infection. It didn't really clear up, so I took him back and apparently he is allergic to tinned dog food.
My dog is allergic to dog food. I have to feed him raw meat now.
Also, he has a new hobby. If I leave the bathroom door open, he goes upstairs, brings the toilet brush down and puts it down in front of me as a present and wanders off. He doesn't do this with any other objects, not even his toys, just my fucking toilet brush.
Weird animal.
I checked his balls with my mouth earlier and couldn't feel any lumps.