I took him to the vets again today because he has been having trouble with his ears. He's been scratching at them for a while and I got some ear drops for him because they thought it might be an ear infection. It didn't really clear up, so I took him back and apparently he is allergic to tinned dog food.
My dog is allergic to dog food. I have to feed him raw meat now.
Also, he has a new hobby. If I leave the bathroom door open, he goes upstairs, brings the toilet brush down and puts it down in front of me as a present and wanders off. He doesn't do this with any other objects, not even his toys, just my fucking toilet brush.
Weird animal.
Sounds like your dog is designed for the wild life, tearing meat out of his prey like a man-dog.
You should train him to hunt human targets, then sick him on your enemies.