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abraham lincoln once said

posted by mrflimflam

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"Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner" - The Tardis (as Idris), Doctor Who

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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'Back in Grandpa’s day, he would feel like shit and think to himself, "Gee whiz, I sure do feel like a cow turd today. But hey, I guess that’s just life. Back to shoveling hay.”

posted by KillBill

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"If you dont know what to do with your hands then dont do anything with them at all".

posted by KillBill

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If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Most people can't control their snacking impulses so I'm pretty sure that a populist (or democratic) approach to law and justice is going to be a pure failure.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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That's what - She

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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“Secret...Asian man...”

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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When you rescue a damsel in distress, all you get is a distressed damsel.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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It is absolutely amazing how some people have an excuse for every solution.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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if you raise your children, you spoil your grandchildren;

posted by [Deleted]

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"Common sense is so rare is should be a superpower."

posted by ScorpioGlitch