I'm not sure what you eat, but if your pop doesn't decompose after a few weeks. Perhaps you need to reduce the amount of iron in your diet.
I'm not sure what you eat, but if your pop doesn't decompose after a few weeks. Perhaps you need to reduce the amount of iron in your diet.
Poop. Nobody likes poop. Except a few weirdos but they need to die anyway. So make it a gigantic pile of poop.
Not a gigantic toilet. Kids will climb it just to flush it.