Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis
Eh?
So if the Creationists are right then soap has been around since the Garden of Eden?
When do Creationists think the world started? I don't know much about them, other than some of them make a box of rocks look smart.
The Ussher chronology is a 17th-century chronology of the history of the world formulated from ... Ussher deduced that the first day of creation fell upon, October 23, 4004 BC
That's not true, the Babylonians are credited with inventing soap in 2800 BCE while Judaism didn't start until around 2000 BCE.
Edit: @ScorpioGlitch presents a valid rebuke to my statement. I was looking at just Abrahamic religions presented as original ideas as opposed to religion as a whole with the Abrahamic religions stealing ideas from older polytheistic religions.