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@Polsaker declared that level 15 users were to be bribed with invite codes which stimulated a healthy invite code market.

Poor, unsuspecting Phuks users invested their life savings in these invite codes.

Then @Polsaker craftily changed the threshold to level 6, crashing the market while accepting a large kickback from @jobes and @PMYA.

This is another example of the criminal cabal behind this seemingly innocuous orange website.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

@Polsaker declared that level 15 users were to be bribed with invite codes which stimulated a healthy invite code market. Poor, unsuspecting Phuks users invested their life savings in these invite codes. Then @Polsaker craftily changed the threshold to level 6, crashing the market while accepting a large kickback from @jobes and @PMYA. This is another example of the criminal cabal behind this seemingly innocuous orange website. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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I was so proud that I was part of an exclusive club. Now I just feel hollow.