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  • The Illuminati

  • Jeffrey Epstein

  • North Korea

  • The Borg

  • OPEC

  • One of @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS' secret alts that became a rogue terrorist

  • A wild pack of Emus

  • A wild pack of Dingos

  • Cthulu

  • @Polsaker (for the insurance money)

  • The Chinese Communist Party

  • SCP-682

  • A Mole People resistance group

  • Bomber

  • Anti-fa

Keep in mind that this list had three or four other suspects on it at first, so that's progress.

Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you.
- The Illuminati - Jeffrey Epstein - North Korea - The Borg - OPEC - One of @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS' secret alts that became a rogue terrorist - A wild pack of Emus - A wild pack of Dingos - Cthulu - @Polsaker (for the insurance money) - The Chinese Communist Party - SCP-682 - A Mole People resistance group - Bomber - Anti-fa Keep in mind that this list had three or four other suspects on it at first, so that's progress. Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you.

7 comments

[–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0)

What if the enemy is in another universe?
[–] Mattvision [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Sorry, *Multiverse.

Worse comes to worse I'll just acquire the power of God and Anime in the other realms, if my corporeal form can handle such power levels, that is.
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