Oh God! I had NO IDEA!

posted by Mattvision on ProtectPhuks

I didn't realize Phuks was dying! I was too late! I got too complacent, I neglected my duties and I couldn't save it in time! What have I done?!

The only thing left to do is find the sick bastards who killed it and avenge Phuks!

I didn't realize Phuks was dying! I was too late! I got too complacent, I neglected my duties and I couldn't save it in time! What have I done?! The only thing left to do is find the sick bastards who killed it and avenge Phuks!

9 comments

[–] jobes 6 points (+6|-0)

Can I be the black female trans token character that ultimately saves phuks in the Marvel movie adaptation of this?

[–] Mattvision [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

Okay, but you need to be genuinely black, female, and trans.

Also some acting ability wouldn't hurt

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Scheduling the surgeries as we speak

[–] xyzzy 6 points (+6|-0)

Go away. Phuks is dying, this is now my message board.

[–] Polsaker Presidente 4 points (+4|-0)

We got enough money in the coffers to create a phuks clone to continue the legacy... Maybe we should name it phenis

[–] Boukert 3 points (+3|-0)

just point us in the right direction so we can start hailing our brigade on them!!!

[–] smallpond 2 points (+2|-0)

Edited

Personally I think these final moments of our existence might be better spent through extreme hedonistic pleasures with loved ones, or deep meditation on our place in the universe and our personal concepts of worth and truth.

[–] Boukert 2 points (+2|-0)

or just furiously masturbate behind your keyboard!

[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

I think I covered that.

Oh God! I had NO IDEA!

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