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[–] Mattvision [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

There is a war being waged, between the Florets of Justice (Broccoli), and the Evil Bud (Cabbage). It is a war for nutrition and the fate of humanity itself. A war that has been waged long before the beginning of Phuks.

and it is a war that we, the children who loyally follow our dear leader, Big Broccoli, intend to win at all costs.

[–] Butler_crosley 2 points (+2|-0)

Well good luck with that, I'm gonna sit on the sidelines since I don't really like many plants in that genus, too odoriferous for my nose.

[–] OeeThaGreat 0 points (+0|-0)

I just want point out that without cabbage, we wouldn't have kimchi and it's literally the best thing ever.

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

Never had it. I won't even eat coleslaw. Mustard is pretty much the only member of the genus I can stand. The rest smell too badly for me to eat and occasionally cause a gag reflex when I smell them. It's gotten worse since I quit smoking.