Indian government says 5G doesn’t cause COVID-19. Also points out India has no 5G networks

[–] OeeThaGreat 3 points (+3|-0)

So that proves 5g must cure covid. I hear that it works the best of you install a 5g cellphone directly up the butt.

[–] angeredwhackjob 3 points (+3|-0)

But that would make it hard to ass-breathe.

https://phuks.co/s/USPolitics/83317/mammals-can-breathe-through-anus-in-emergencies

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Just stick a tube up your bum to go around the cellphone and gerbil.

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

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India also had to tell it's people that literally covering themselves in cow shit doesn't cure Covid.

[–] OeeThaGreat 3 points (+3|-0)

I don't know dude.... I cover my self in cow poop everyday and I haven't caught covid yet. Another positive has been that people have been really good at social distancing.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Nice life hack

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+1|-1)

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America also has to tell it's people that literally injecting themselves with bleach doesn't cure Covid.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Do you know anyone that injected bleach and caught covid? I don't. Proof that injecting bleach cures covid.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+1|-1)

Do you know anyone that covered themselves in cowshit and caught covid? I don't. Proof that covering yourself in cowshit cures covid

Indian government says 5G doesn’t cause COVID-19. Also points out India has no 5G networks

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