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[–] Justintoxicated 4 points (+4|-0)

RA's would have talks with you to stop you from masturbating.

I just imagine them busting in with a spray bottle disciplining you like they would a dog. "Stopppp. I said stoppp, now go wash your hands".

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I wish. It was more like "Hey guys, I had some extra time before my shower and I decided to do something that left me in a 'sticky situation'". That's close to word for word for the first one I had. It was so awkward. I later learned that specific RA was a theology professor's son who was arrested with over 50lbs of weed in Egypt. That's what really made me change schools, not because he wasn't a good church boy, but the fact he wasn't in prison.