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[–] Fluf 6 points (+6|-0)

my best guess, they found some chinese virus or something thats been stealing scientific research as they are wont to do.

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

That's a pretty good theory. I still prefer my aliens theory because aliens.

[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

It's not unheard of to shut down sensitive equipment ahead of a solar storm, but the involvement of the FBI pretty much debunks that possibility. You might be onto something with that malware theory.

[–] OeeThaGreat 3 points (+3|-0)

This is one of those times you actually wonder if it's aliens.

[–] Titus_of_Voat 2 points (+2|-0)
[–] OeeThaGreat 4 points (+4|-0)

It just doesn't make sense why they are being so hush hush about it. If they lied and said it was some sort of chemical leak or a possible terrorist threat, then most people wouldnt think twice about it.

[–] pembo210 1 points (+1|-0) Edited
[–] unruly 2 points (+2|-0)

Pembo please be mindful of rule 2.

User-edited titles are not allowed. Copy the headline directly and use it as the post title. Corrections in spelling or minor alterations may be acceptable.

[–] chmod 2 points (+2|-0)

Oh snap! Ban him! I triple dog dare you!*

*I apologize for skipping the customary single and double dog dares. Poor form.