Tragedy after popular JAV actress drowns while filming bukkake scene in Tokyo

[–] PMYA 7 points (+7|-0)

"He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation"

K E K

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[–] TheRedArmy 4 points (+4|-0)

That's a man's man, right there. Don't care how gross or shitty it is, gonna do what I gotta do. Respect.

[–] InnocentBystander 4 points (+4|-0)

I could find no other sources on this, other than an Eddit post where it is called out as Bs.

I hate to be the guy calling "Fake!", but..
It's fake.

[–] TheRedArmy 3 points (+3|-0)

Edited

Is the Sunday Register not a reliable source?

I honestly have no idea, I've never heard of them before.

A quick look at their national and world news headlines...not one of them counts as something I would normally classify as "news", so it does seem kind of sketch.

EDIT: Also, link to the Reddit post?

[–] InnocentBystander 3 points (+3|-0)

Sure, this will take you there
:p

[–] TheRedArmy 3 points (+3|-0)

The doctor should've botched your operation. I'd have given him a medal. :p

[–] jobes [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

Still more real than CNN

[–] smallpond 2 points (+2|-0)

I gratefully accept your assessment, and am happy to leave the internet for a bit.

[–] PMYA 1 points (+1|-0)

I knew it was fake, but it doesn't make it any less hilarious. Or plausible.

[–] TheRedArmy 4 points (+4|-0)

It's definitely tragic, but it's hard not to also find it kind of funny. Just because the subject matter is so outrageous. Literally dying due to drowning in semen. What a way to go.

But yeah. Sad day.