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[–] InnocentBystander 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

No one killed? I'm not sure about that.
I remember many tales of cripplings and worse from lawn-darts.

But that's why people were more capable in past.
We thinned the herd. Embraced Darwin.

We were quicker to blame morons than the darts. Though we did eventually ban them.

No one killed? I'm not sure about that.

I worded it poorly, I meant no one among your friends specifically. Also implying that if you had friends that did get killed, they were retarded.

I don't write jokes for a living.