The windchill is -5° (using the wind charts and the lying wind data as it's much windier up here, it's probably actually lower by a good 10°) and it is snowing. Alas, it's not snowing hard enough to really call it a good storm - yet. But, it has signs of becoming one.
It's not really a good blizzard until the house starts rumbling and visibility is measured in feet.
Winter is here, even if the calendar disagrees.
A friend of mine tried to ship "snow" in the mail once. He went to prison. For a long time.
Heh... I'm pretty sure now is a horrible time for me to do coke.
I'm really restricted in my mobility. Coke either makes me do stuff or, for some odd reason, hang out in the bathroom with like 20 other people crammed in there. I'm not sure what it is about coke and bathrooms. I have a house. It's a big house. Yet, when I've had coke parties (something I don't really do anymore), we often ended up in a bathroom or a bedroom. Why? The whole damned group was using! Why do we do that?!?
It's a damned mystery!
Are you saying that I should come over for a coke party in your bathroom? OK. It will take a few hours to drive to Maine, but I don't think you will be hobbling that far any time soon.
I can't climb into my tractor. So, I can't come load up the truck with snow.
Can you ship it by USPS?