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You see moose on your property at all?

LOL Yeah. I have moose on my lawn, with some regularity. Umm... Did you need moose pictures for some reason? 'Cause I can get moose pics. I'm surrounded by woods and furry woodland critters - and lakes and mountains and other bodies of water.

I'm outside of Rangeley, Maine. Just a bit to the NW. Between there and Eustis, if you'd like to take a peek and spy on me. I ain't scared. If you're coming, bring vanilla ice cream - we have apple crisp. We can can duel after the apple crisp, if you've got your heart set on it!

(I tell people similar stuff on Voat. So far, no takers. Everyone that has visited has visited in peace.)

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I would love to come up. Eventually I'll be in your area, when I do my white mountains hike.

Just wondering about the moose, we have a plague of deer here, moose seem much more interesting.

I was reading about the 100 mile wilderness on the Appalachian Trail in Maine, sounds awesome.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Moose are fucking stupid. They're cool for about a year and then you stop going 'moose spotting' and driving becomes an exercise in 'moose avoiding.'

Moose should be extinct. They seriously should have gone extinct. I have no idea how those fuckers are still alive.

They're pretty much like dumb cows, except it's illegal to fence them in. They give no shits. If you hit one with your car, they may very well live.

I have a buddy who hit one while he was on his motorcycle. The moose was pissed and stomped up and down on the motorcycle until it was good and damned satisfied and stomped off in disgust. My buddy miraculously survived and spent only a week or so in the hospital.

Tourists are stupid. They try to pet the moose. Moose does not care. Moose will let you pet it - and then kick the shit out of you for its own amusement.

They have signs that say "moose crossing." This is dumb. Moose can't read - and if they can, they don't care.

They steal from my garden, hang out on my lawn, and one used to steal women's clothing from clothes lines but we're pretty sure someone finally shot it. It did, too. It'd run around with women's undergarments on its antlers. I ain't even kidding. What's a moose need with a bra? What's worse, is it did this more than once. It had several undergarments on its antlers.

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