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Soon... Very soon...

posted by TheBuddha on Maine

Thursday, to be exact! My first snowfall will almost certainly be on Thursday. You can bet your ass that I'm pretty excited!

As such, I'm going to take you on a walk through the Maine woods. Get in the car, we're going on an adventure!

(Someone once complained that I submitted the same stuff everywhere, so I've been giving you exclusive content. You're welcome!)

No, seriously... I like you and I'm gonna take you on a very nice walk through the woods. We're going on an adventure.

These are high res pictures. They are going to require you use some bandwidth.

I am not the photographer. I was with 'em! I ain't crawling around like she did. I'm old and shit.

Enjoy, and join us on your walk through the Maine woods.

Alright, slight update...

This sucks balls. I'm going to have to start posting these to my own site. Sorry.

This really sucks dick. I'm having to make them smaller, but quality should still be fine.

I have no idea what I'm doing and I know damned well Softaculous has Coppermine Gallery with a one-click install and it's got to be better than this public shit. That shit sucks dick.

I'm working on it... I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

What kind of batshit crazy person designs this stuff?!? Seriously, I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing.

I also have shitty upload speeds. So, this is pretty worth it. I hope you appreciate this, 'cause it fucking sucks. Seriously, who designs this software and these web interfaces?!?

They're fucking fired. I'm gonna build my own.

There are multiple bars scrolling across my window. (That's not a feature, that's a bug.)

I've decided to pretend they're race horses. Mine did not win.

Ho hum... 'Snot very interesting just sitting here...

Ha! They're done. We can go on our adventure!

That stupid son of a bitch didn't even upload them in order. This sucks!

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154601.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154603.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154599.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154600.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154604.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154602.jpg

Yeah, that whole process pretty much sucked. Still, I hope you enjoy the walk. I'm gonna find a better way to do this. It's horrible.

Thursday, to be exact! My first snowfall will almost certainly be on Thursday. You can bet your ass that I'm pretty excited! As such, I'm going to take you on a walk through the Maine woods. Get in the car, we're going on an adventure! (Someone once complained that I submitted the same stuff everywhere, so I've been giving you exclusive content. You're welcome!) No, seriously... I like you and I'm gonna take you on a very nice walk through the woods. We're going on an adventure. These are high res pictures. They are going to require you use some bandwidth. I am not the photographer. I was with 'em! I ain't crawling around like she did. I'm old and shit. Enjoy, and join us on your walk through the Maine woods. Alright, slight update... This sucks balls. I'm going to have to start posting these to my own site. Sorry. This really sucks dick. I'm having to make them smaller, but quality should still be fine. I have no idea what I'm doing and I know damned well Softaculous has Coppermine Gallery with a one-click install and it's got to be better than this public shit. That shit sucks dick. I'm working on it... I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. What kind of batshit crazy person designs this stuff?!? Seriously, I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing. I also have shitty upload speeds. So, this is pretty worth it. I hope you appreciate this, 'cause it fucking sucks. Seriously, who designs this software and these web interfaces?!? They're fucking fired. I'm gonna build my own. There are multiple bars scrolling across my window. (That's not a feature, that's a bug.) I've decided to pretend they're race horses. Mine did not win. Ho hum... 'Snot very interesting just sitting here... Ha! They're done. We can go on our adventure! That stupid son of a bitch didn't even upload them in order. This sucks! https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154601.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154603.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154599.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154600.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154604.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154602.jpg Yeah, that whole process pretty much sucked. Still, I hope you enjoy the walk. I'm gonna find a better way to do this. It's horrible.

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[–] COFfeebreak 1 points (+1|-0)

Edited

They come with a pair of those half-glasses, complete with a neck chain, too.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah... You know I'm more likely to get a face tattoo than I am to do a puzzle, right?

No, rain isn't going to change that. No, I can't be bribed with delicious hot cocoa and pie.

[–] COFfeebreak 1 points (+1|-0)

I was also told to suggest to start now teaching Hoodlum The Younger how to drive and maintain your tractor and other farm vehicles. It is supposed that, if you're nice, he'll let you ride along during snow-smashing in a few years.

Also, something about indentured servitude, whatever that is.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I ain't letting her drive my tractor.

I'm not worried about the tractor. She's not going to hurt the tractor, even in the slightest. Anything it hits is destroyed. I'm pretty sure I can put it in low and drive it right straight through my house. It refuses to stall out - it's got a weird transmission. If I fall through to the basement, it's a daylight basement and I can just drive it right through the doors. I might even be able to build up enough speed to ram it through the concrete wall - but I'm skeptical about that. I'm not sure.

No...

She's not going anywhere near my tractor.

She can drive the lawn tractor. Maybe.

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