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Soon... Very soon...

posted by TheBuddha on Maine

Thursday, to be exact! My first snowfall will almost certainly be on Thursday. You can bet your ass that I'm pretty excited!

As such, I'm going to take you on a walk through the Maine woods. Get in the car, we're going on an adventure!

(Someone once complained that I submitted the same stuff everywhere, so I've been giving you exclusive content. You're welcome!)

No, seriously... I like you and I'm gonna take you on a very nice walk through the woods. We're going on an adventure.

These are high res pictures. They are going to require you use some bandwidth.

I am not the photographer. I was with 'em! I ain't crawling around like she did. I'm old and shit.

Enjoy, and join us on your walk through the Maine woods.

Alright, slight update...

This sucks balls. I'm going to have to start posting these to my own site. Sorry.

This really sucks dick. I'm having to make them smaller, but quality should still be fine.

I have no idea what I'm doing and I know damned well Softaculous has Coppermine Gallery with a one-click install and it's got to be better than this public shit. That shit sucks dick.

I'm working on it... I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

What kind of batshit crazy person designs this stuff?!? Seriously, I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing.

I also have shitty upload speeds. So, this is pretty worth it. I hope you appreciate this, 'cause it fucking sucks. Seriously, who designs this software and these web interfaces?!?

They're fucking fired. I'm gonna build my own.

There are multiple bars scrolling across my window. (That's not a feature, that's a bug.)

I've decided to pretend they're race horses. Mine did not win.

Ho hum... 'Snot very interesting just sitting here...

Ha! They're done. We can go on our adventure!

That stupid son of a bitch didn't even upload them in order. This sucks!

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154601.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154603.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154599.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154600.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154604.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154602.jpg

Yeah, that whole process pretty much sucked. Still, I hope you enjoy the walk. I'm gonna find a better way to do this. It's horrible.

Thursday, to be exact! My first snowfall will almost certainly be on Thursday. You can bet your ass that I'm pretty excited! As such, I'm going to take you on a walk through the Maine woods. Get in the car, we're going on an adventure! (Someone once complained that I submitted the same stuff everywhere, so I've been giving you exclusive content. You're welcome!) No, seriously... I like you and I'm gonna take you on a very nice walk through the woods. We're going on an adventure. These are high res pictures. They are going to require you use some bandwidth. I am not the photographer. I was with 'em! I ain't crawling around like she did. I'm old and shit. Enjoy, and join us on your walk through the Maine woods. Alright, slight update... This sucks balls. I'm going to have to start posting these to my own site. Sorry. This really sucks dick. I'm having to make them smaller, but quality should still be fine. I have no idea what I'm doing and I know damned well Softaculous has Coppermine Gallery with a one-click install and it's got to be better than this public shit. That shit sucks dick. I'm working on it... I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. What kind of batshit crazy person designs this stuff?!? Seriously, I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing. I also have shitty upload speeds. So, this is pretty worth it. I hope you appreciate this, 'cause it fucking sucks. Seriously, who designs this software and these web interfaces?!? They're fucking fired. I'm gonna build my own. There are multiple bars scrolling across my window. (That's not a feature, that's a bug.) I've decided to pretend they're race horses. Mine did not win. Ho hum... 'Snot very interesting just sitting here... Ha! They're done. We can go on our adventure! That stupid son of a bitch didn't even upload them in order. This sucks! https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154601.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154603.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154599.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154600.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154604.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154602.jpg Yeah, that whole process pretty much sucked. Still, I hope you enjoy the walk. I'm gonna find a better way to do this. It's horrible.

44 comments

[–] COFfeebreak 0 points (+0|-0)

Wrong Hoodlum. EH is already gonna reimburse thru her recording and concert proceeds. Now he's old enough, and in need of a strong male presence, to get the Buddha treatment. In for a penny, in for a pound as no good deed goes unpunished.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Oh, he already drives the lawn tractor. EH pretty much scares me when she drives. He does just fine. He likes to mow the lawn, 'cause he likes money. He's even figuring out how to drive it with a trailer behind it. Someone's gotta rake the leaves. It's sure as hell not going to be me.

[–] COFfeebreak 0 points (+0|-0)

So you've started him out there, good. According to the schedule I was given, you may need to move on to the above suggestion. The clock is ticking, the winds of Thor are blowing cold.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

He hasn't displayed that kind of responsibility yet and there are people at the farm who are far more adept at teaching him than I will ever be. He spends quite a bit of time there and he and I are nowhere near as close as EH and I are. I even bribed him with a dirtbike and some pretty sweet tools - and let him use a bay in the garage.

It'll be a while, methinks. He's going to be a hard ass, but I'm pretty sure he'll just pick it up by osmosis and I do what I can to ensure he's around good influences. It's not entirely my choice.

He's really fond of money. I'm pretty sure he spends it on booze and cigarettes. I have no idea who sells it to him. I'll be right pissed if I find out he's stealing it.

He is not going to be easy to guide. No.

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