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Soon... Very soon...

posted by TheBuddha on Maine

Thursday, to be exact! My first snowfall will almost certainly be on Thursday. You can bet your ass that I'm pretty excited!

As such, I'm going to take you on a walk through the Maine woods. Get in the car, we're going on an adventure!

(Someone once complained that I submitted the same stuff everywhere, so I've been giving you exclusive content. You're welcome!)

No, seriously... I like you and I'm gonna take you on a very nice walk through the woods. We're going on an adventure.

These are high res pictures. They are going to require you use some bandwidth.

I am not the photographer. I was with 'em! I ain't crawling around like she did. I'm old and shit.

Enjoy, and join us on your walk through the Maine woods.

Alright, slight update...

This sucks balls. I'm going to have to start posting these to my own site. Sorry.

This really sucks dick. I'm having to make them smaller, but quality should still be fine.

I have no idea what I'm doing and I know damned well Softaculous has Coppermine Gallery with a one-click install and it's got to be better than this public shit. That shit sucks dick.

I'm working on it... I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

What kind of batshit crazy person designs this stuff?!? Seriously, I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing.

I also have shitty upload speeds. So, this is pretty worth it. I hope you appreciate this, 'cause it fucking sucks. Seriously, who designs this software and these web interfaces?!?

They're fucking fired. I'm gonna build my own.

There are multiple bars scrolling across my window. (That's not a feature, that's a bug.)

I've decided to pretend they're race horses. Mine did not win.

Ho hum... 'Snot very interesting just sitting here...

Ha! They're done. We can go on our adventure!

That stupid son of a bitch didn't even upload them in order. This sucks!

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154601.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154603.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154599.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154600.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154604.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154602.jpg

Yeah, that whole process pretty much sucked. Still, I hope you enjoy the walk. I'm gonna find a better way to do this. It's horrible.

Thursday, to be exact! My first snowfall will almost certainly be on Thursday. You can bet your ass that I'm pretty excited! As such, I'm going to take you on a walk through the Maine woods. Get in the car, we're going on an adventure! (Someone once complained that I submitted the same stuff everywhere, so I've been giving you exclusive content. You're welcome!) No, seriously... I like you and I'm gonna take you on a very nice walk through the woods. We're going on an adventure. These are high res pictures. They are going to require you use some bandwidth. I am not the photographer. I was with 'em! I ain't crawling around like she did. I'm old and shit. Enjoy, and join us on your walk through the Maine woods. Alright, slight update... This sucks balls. I'm going to have to start posting these to my own site. Sorry. This really sucks dick. I'm having to make them smaller, but quality should still be fine. I have no idea what I'm doing and I know damned well Softaculous has Coppermine Gallery with a one-click install and it's got to be better than this public shit. That shit sucks dick. I'm working on it... I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. What kind of batshit crazy person designs this stuff?!? Seriously, I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing. I also have shitty upload speeds. So, this is pretty worth it. I hope you appreciate this, 'cause it fucking sucks. Seriously, who designs this software and these web interfaces?!? They're fucking fired. I'm gonna build my own. There are multiple bars scrolling across my window. (That's not a feature, that's a bug.) I've decided to pretend they're race horses. Mine did not win. Ho hum... 'Snot very interesting just sitting here... Ha! They're done. We can go on our adventure! That stupid son of a bitch didn't even upload them in order. This sucks! https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154601.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154603.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154599.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154600.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154604.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154602.jpg Yeah, that whole process pretty much sucked. Still, I hope you enjoy the walk. I'm gonna find a better way to do this. It's horrible.

44 comments

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Holy shit!

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Mr. Moose ain't nothing to fuck with - kinda like the Wu Tang Clan!

Moose kill more people than bears do. Bears pretty much kill zero people. Moose are mass murderers, by comparison.

They don't tell you that shit in the brochure!

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Lmfao. If I didn't know any better I'd say you're day drinking.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Other than weed, I'm remarkably sober.

I wrote a moose story on Voat, but it'll get republished soon and edited up. Maybe I can get EH to take a picture of a moose. She says she doesn't want to take pictures of animals. I can probably con her into it. 'Snot actually difficult to find a moose. They tend to hang out right there in the road.

Sometimes, they'll chase your car, box you in with a gang of moose, and yell at you. They do, too. They make the damnedest of noises.

They mistake your car as a potential rivalry and they don't want you shagging their moose bitches. So, they'll kick your ass. They don't actually care that you're not really interested in moose bitches. They just like being moose.