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Thursday, to be exact! My first snowfall will almost certainly be on Thursday. You can bet your ass that I'm pretty excited!

As such, I'm going to take you on a walk through the Maine woods. Get in the car, we're going on an adventure!

(Someone once complained that I submitted the same stuff everywhere, so I've been giving you exclusive content. You're welcome!)

No, seriously... I like you and I'm gonna take you on a very nice walk through the woods. We're going on an adventure.

These are high res pictures. They are going to require you use some bandwidth.

I am not the photographer. I was with 'em! I ain't crawling around like she did. I'm old and shit.

Enjoy, and join us on your walk through the Maine woods.

Alright, slight update...

This sucks balls. I'm going to have to start posting these to my own site. Sorry.

This really sucks dick. I'm having to make them smaller, but quality should still be fine.

I have no idea what I'm doing and I know damned well Softaculous has Coppermine Gallery with a one-click install and it's got to be better than this public shit. That shit sucks dick.

I'm working on it... I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

What kind of batshit crazy person designs this stuff?!? Seriously, I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing.

I also have shitty upload speeds. So, this is pretty worth it. I hope you appreciate this, 'cause it fucking sucks. Seriously, who designs this software and these web interfaces?!?

They're fucking fired. I'm gonna build my own.

There are multiple bars scrolling across my window. (That's not a feature, that's a bug.)

I've decided to pretend they're race horses. Mine did not win.

Ho hum... 'Snot very interesting just sitting here...

Ha! They're done. We can go on our adventure!

That stupid son of a bitch didn't even upload them in order. This sucks!

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154601.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154603.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154599.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154600.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154604.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154602.jpg

Yeah, that whole process pretty much sucked. Still, I hope you enjoy the walk. I'm gonna find a better way to do this. It's horrible.

Thursday, to be exact! My first snowfall will almost certainly be on Thursday. You can bet your ass that I'm pretty excited! As such, I'm going to take you on a walk through the Maine woods. Get in the car, we're going on an adventure! (Someone once complained that I submitted the same stuff everywhere, so I've been giving you exclusive content. You're welcome!) No, seriously... I like you and I'm gonna take you on a very nice walk through the woods. We're going on an adventure. These are high res pictures. They are going to require you use some bandwidth. I am not the photographer. I was with 'em! I ain't crawling around like she did. I'm old and shit. Enjoy, and join us on your walk through the Maine woods. Alright, slight update... This sucks balls. I'm going to have to start posting these to my own site. Sorry. This really sucks dick. I'm having to make them smaller, but quality should still be fine. I have no idea what I'm doing and I know damned well Softaculous has Coppermine Gallery with a one-click install and it's got to be better than this public shit. That shit sucks dick. I'm working on it... I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. What kind of batshit crazy person designs this stuff?!? Seriously, I haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing. I also have shitty upload speeds. So, this is pretty worth it. I hope you appreciate this, 'cause it fucking sucks. Seriously, who designs this software and these web interfaces?!? They're fucking fired. I'm gonna build my own. There are multiple bars scrolling across my window. (That's not a feature, that's a bug.) I've decided to pretend they're race horses. Mine did not win. Ho hum... 'Snot very interesting just sitting here... Ha! They're done. We can go on our adventure! That stupid son of a bitch didn't even upload them in order. This sucks! https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154601.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154603.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154599.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154600.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154604.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154602.jpg Yeah, that whole process pretty much sucked. Still, I hope you enjoy the walk. I'm gonna find a better way to do this. It's horrible.

44 comments

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

That little waterfall is totally tits. I want that in my backyard

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

LOL I don't want to make you too jealous. So, I'll just say it pretty much is in my backyard. That's my second favorite trout hole.

You should see the fucker in the spring and during snow melt. I'm not sure that it's safe to send anyone down there to take pictures. I'll see. I've got ropes. LOL She'll live.

These are my pictures, they aren't nearly as good.

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a09c8844ba/143514.jpg

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a09c8844ba/143511.jpg

They are the same location.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Adding some green makes that steam look classy af.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Hells yeah! Hold on...

You'll see...

Son of a bitch, this sucks. There has got to be a better way.

Alright, same camera as the last two and my pic, similar time period as the first six.

https://imgoat.com/uploads/a79ea27c27/154629.jpg

That's the same stream. That's an old mill pond. There's an old timey lumber mill from back in the steam and giant belt days. It's not safe to enter the building and insurance has suggested it not even be torn down.

[–] COFfeebreak 1 points (+1|-0)

Outstanding work. As a strange coincidence I was listening to 21st Century Schizoid Man while viewing these. A strange dichotomy indeed.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

It fucking sucks, COF... It sucks more than you know.

I'm going to have to start another project. I'm going to have to host all these damned images. That's not okay. Everything I can find out there sucks or I can do it and actually retain control and have a better interface.

EH has a plan and it distinctly means more work for me. I'm going to have to install another Bugs somewhere just to keep track of this shit. She wants me to write "Essays" and use her pictures. She thinks this idea is brilliant. I told her to write them herself. She straight up laughed at me and said, "I know you'll do it." I told her she better help. This pretty much sucks, COF. This is not okay.

[–] COFfeebreak 1 points (+1|-0)

I told her to write them herself. She straight up laughed at me and said, "I know you'll do it." I told her she better help.

My observation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWINSRhQU0

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

You're not wrong, but she's kind of right. That's kinda the exact thing I should be doing in my old age.

Also, that was not even remotely the song I'd expected.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I'm truly envious.

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

LOL I am trying to not make people too jealous. They might come here and steal my stuff and I like my stuff. That's why I got it!

That's absurdly close to where I sit - right this very minute.

The whole State of Maine is, for the most part, kinda like that. It's just beautiful - everywhere I look.

Hold on... I have something for you! You wait here! You'll see...

Alright, this pic is huge. It's cut down to a smaller size, 'cause it's a good camera that these are coming off of. They're like 6 mb pics when I push the magic button that does stuff. The full size images are too big and the raw images make no sense to a Buddha. I ain't got a clue what I'm doing.

This is just a random(ish) group of trees that seemed particularly photogenic to the eldest hoodlum and she took pictures of them. She knows musicianship is a piss poor way to make a living, so she's seemingly also interested in other arts - at least to explore them and see if they can be combined with musicianship in some way.

At least that's what she telle me. She's pretty clever but she's seemingly truthful.

Anyhow, this is another one of her pics.

http://picinfinity.co/d/d43b6878-b855-4312-8bbb-4fabd34b4cc7.JPG

It's kinda big and a mobile device may not load it.

In a few days, I'll have figured out a better way to host this stuff. sighs

I really didn't need the extra work but she's adorable and I'm a sucker. She also knows damned well what interests me and uses this as leverage. She's altogether far too clever for her own good.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

You see moose on your property at all?

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

LOL Yeah. I have moose on my lawn, with some regularity. Umm... Did you need moose pictures for some reason? 'Cause I can get moose pics. I'm surrounded by woods and furry woodland critters - and lakes and mountains and other bodies of water.

I'm outside of Rangeley, Maine. Just a bit to the NW. Between there and Eustis, if you'd like to take a peek and spy on me. I ain't scared. If you're coming, bring vanilla ice cream - we have apple crisp. We can can duel after the apple crisp, if you've got your heart set on it!

(I tell people similar stuff on Voat. So far, no takers. Everyone that has visited has visited in peace.)