Sorry, had a minor 'puter malfunction and Windows wanted to do three downloads, too ... so I've been down for a spell. A restart after my audio quit ... an endless Windows download ... and a restart later, all is well. I strongly suspect that you placed some kinda Canadian hex on me because I can't speak Canadian. But I like their bacon, so there's that.
Never had a ketchup chip ... peanut butter and bacon sandwiches, Philly cheese steaks ... I've had it all ... so maybe there's a hole there, though I doubt it. If I die before having one, are there any penalties?
I don't think there's any penalty for not having tried ketchup chips. I do think they're a bit like crack, so maybe trying them is a bad idea?
Good, because I don't know the answer to your other question on the sewing machine handgun, so I've been diverting your attention as best as possible. Don't tell anyone.
It's the land of the delicious ketchup chip.