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That's it. You and I are officially fighting!
One of my unrealized, and absolutely absurd, dreams involves driving down the Mt. Washington Auto Road.
As it's on private property, it's not going to be a criminal offense that gets my right to bear arms taken away.
See, my daily driver is a BMW 650i - yes, that one.
One of the greatest things you can do is turn it into a rally car - except it doesn't need to be and it doesn't have to look like it.
Because of the dangers, there's absolutely no way they're going to try to stop me. None...
They're gonna let me finish what I'm doing - and then have a talk with me at the bottom of the mountain.
I want to drive up the mountain, get dressed in Nomex, put a helmet on, and fit a HANS device. I want someone to go up in a van and unload their drone with which to take video.
I then want to turn that car right back around and drive down that mountain as fast as I can possibly go - which is probably pretty fast - without dying. If I blow right off the side of the mountain, it's a BMW! It acts stronger than many roll cages and I'll have both a helmet, Nomex suit, and HANS device!
If I thought I could get away with it, I'd even put in a racing seat - I have one! Technically, I have two...
That's right... I wanna drive down that thing with the ass hanging out sideways and at like 80 MPH.
I'm pretty sure that'd be the best day ever!
They won't even stop me! They can't stop me!
At the end, I'll be banned from the mountain forever. I'll probably get fined - but I'm unable to think of how they'd possibly be able to charge me with a criminal offense. There will be a ton of cops at the bottom, but I'm pretty sure they can't do much more than yell at me, taze me, and beat me with sticks.
'Snot like they're gonna throw the tire puncture mats down! They aren't even gonna chase me!
I watched some YouTube videos of driving up the mountain. Looks more stressful than fun. I'll definitely take the train or possibly hike.