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Unsharted territory

Unsharted territory

9 comments

[–] Annelise 2 points (+2|-0)

Hey! I hacked all of your past purchases using the full capabilities of the NSA. You've never owned a pair of underwear with a crotch to shart in!

Standby until the officers arrive.

LOLS

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I hope they do a full cavity search ;)

[–] Annelise 1 points (+1|-0)

They've called in the Roto-Rooter team! I hope you own a really, really large drop-cloth or that you plan on repainting... It's going to be messy!