Timmy recently turned 10 years old and his grandfather decided that he was old enough to take fishing for the first time.After some time out on the lake his grandfather lights a cigarette.Little Timmy asks, "Now that I'm older can I have a cigarette?"
His grandpa chuckles and replies "You may be older but your not old enough."
"I am too!" retorted Timmy.
"No your not.
"Then how old is old enough?" Timmy inquired.
Grandpa sighed and turned to Timmy, "When the head of your dick can touch your asshole, then you are old enough" Timmy lapsed into silence, wondering what age that may be.
A little while later Grandpa pulled a beer bottle out and opened it. "Can I have a beer please?" Timmy asked
"Not until your dick can touch your asshole kid" was Grandpas reply Timmy started to pout, but then remembered a snack his mom has packed him.
Timmy pulled out a small packet of oreos and started eating some. "Can I have some of those?" His Grandpa
Timmy eyeballed his grandpa suspiciously and replied. "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Quite proudly his Grandpa replied "Yes it Can!"
To which Timmy quipped back, "Then go fuck yourself, these are mine"