How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

[–] E-werd 7 points (+7|-0)

I liked it so much that I just ran into my bedroom to tell my wife. She looked at me alarmed by the speed at which I entered, then I told the joke, and she told me to leave.

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[–] jobes 4 points (+4|-0)

We should start a charity to buy your wife a weekend away from you

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

No need, I already have her booked for a cruise with myself.

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

This punch line must be delivered with a simultaneous penis slap to her face.

I'll have to try with my woman.

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[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Let us know how that goes, huh?

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

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She hates getting cock smacked. It's fricken hilarious tho. This joke will make it even better.

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[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I'm not sure what to say but I am indeed amused.

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[–] S3xthrowawayforfun 0 points (+0|-0)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

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