You poker face.

You poker face.


[–] E-werd 7 points (+7|-0)

I liked it so much that I just ran into my bedroom to tell my wife. She looked at me alarmed by the speed at which I entered, then I told the joke, and she told me to leave.

[–] jobes 4 points (+4|-0)

We should start a charity to buy your wife a weekend away from you

[–] Titus_of_Voat 2 points (+2|-0)

This punch line must be delivered with a simultaneous penis slap to her face.

I'll have to try with my woman.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 2 points (+2|-0)

Let us know how that goes, huh?

[–] Titus_of_Voat 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

She hates getting cock smacked. It's fricken hilarious tho. This joke will make it even better.