You poker face.

You poker face.


[–] E-werd 7 points (+7|-0)

I liked it so much that I just ran into my bedroom to tell my wife. She looked at me alarmed by the speed at which I entered, then I told the joke, and she told me to leave.

[–] jobes 4 points (+4|-0)

We should start a charity to buy your wife a weekend away from you