13...13...13...13..

posted by [Deleted] on Jokes

So….

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13...13." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting. "14...14...14...14...".

So…. I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13...13." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting. "14...14...14...14...".

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[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

I took two sick days after new years for legit being sick af. I'm not looking forward to working today

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Edited

my exboyfriend retained me this week, so. yes its a xonflict of interest, but I cant do shit because its the clients request.

i hate my job.

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

You could accidentally slip an old dick pic of his into the case files. That would make work more interesting

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

im too nice, fam.

it was a realllllly ugly breakup, but we handled it quietly. so.

13...13...13...13..

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