If you're one of the vegans who mistakenly ate one of those salads, that's why it was so fucking yummy.
"They got caught when ....," or "No one noticed until ...," are the usual punch line templates for this type of setup. Certainly salvageable.
*"They got caught when ....,"* or *"No one noticed until ...,"* are the usual punch line templates for this type of setup. Certainly salvageable.
This delivery is as put together as a tossed salad.