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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Terry Pratchett

[–] GoatsShadow 2 points (+2|-0)

You have to first save her life and rip her from a horrible fate, then when she's starving in the woods you catch a fish from the river, comfort and feed her...then bed her. like a whole new life pouring over her... and that's when you get the girl.. /s

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+1|-1)

Serve a woman fish and she'll ask you for the recipe.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+1|-1)

Give your son a ghoti and he'll smugly justify living in your basement for ten years.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Nice

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)