<pmya> if i gave you 12 kids
<pmya> what would be the best form of transportation you could come up with
<pmya> im not talking about speed
<Boukert> to transport myself?
<pmya> im talking about all around travel
<pmya> comfort etc.
<pmya> yeah
<Boukert> how old are these infants?
<pmya> you can either have 12 6 year olds
<pmya> or 6 4 year olds and 6 8 year olds
<Boukert> lets say they are 6 then
<Boukert> i'm thinking a dogsled span
<Boukert> distribute the load
<pmya> could be fast
<pmya> but would be bumpy
<Boukert> sit back and smoke some dutch herbs while you whip the kiddies to go faster
<Boukert> not on ice
<Boukert> i'll make em all wear skates to to increase their pull
<Boukert> and yeah we can skate from age 4
<Boukert> pmya what's the terrain then?
<pmya> hmm
<Boukert> you asking me to go offroad with a dozen kids?
<pmya> we'll say dirt roads
<pmya> not completely off road
<pmya> but not smooth surface
<Polsaker> I'd put them in some giant hamster wheels running
<Boukert> like you'r rolling method wouldnt be bumpy
<Polsaker> so they can power an electric motor
<Boukert> well i got another option
<Boukert> glue their orifices and fill em with helium
<Polsaker> kek
<Boukert> then string them up to my cough
<pmya> lmfao
<Techius> This is some pizzagate shit right here
<pmya> its just theoretical
<Boukert> uhu
<pmya> it will take me a while to create the prototype anyway
<Boukert> so how would you go around then pmya?
<pmya> well
<pmya> i think you need a large surface for them to carry, to minimise bumpiness
<pmya> but theyre not very strong
<pmya> maybe it would be possible if they all had autism
<pmya> im thinking like
<pmya> you know in 300, when xerxes is being carried on that platform thing
<pmya> one of those
<Boukert> aaaahhh ye ole English throne style https://i.pinimg.com/564x/15/4e/ac/154eacc331cae8c4b404bd4cb12e0ab9--continents-queen-elizabeth.jpg
<Boukert> wait wut
<pmya> yeah like that
<Boukert> Autism = strong kid?
<pmya> tard strength
<Boukert> you need to constantly make them Reeeee though
<pmya> yeah so
<pmya> you sit there on your throne
<pmya> with a single tendie attached to the end of a fishing rod
<pmya> and they follow it like zombies
<pmya> obviously the downside would be the screeching
<Boukert> obviously the Reee'ing would be an inconvenience
<Boukert> we're not done yet either i think
<Boukert> i do think they wear out rather quickly with the reee'ing and the weight
<Boukert> meanwhile i'm floating over you enjoying my spliff and utter silence
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