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[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Cauliflower is broccolis hideous, pasty white sister that is missing a few teeth and a few brain cells.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Don't cook the stuff, eat it raw. It's really good raw, tastes like wet toilet paper when cooked.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

It tastes like farts raw, and the only time I want to eat ass is when my wife sits on my face.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

You and your family must have good smelling farts if you think it smells like farts raw