Post Traumatic Shit Disorder
I took one of the worst shits imaginable today. I'll count it as 2.5 shits. I couldn't get the .5 out and had to kinda use the TP to fling it off my ass. Wiping was the worst. It wasn't an easy slide and glide. It was a nonstop barrage of shit being printed onto the TP. I was pulling out asshairs as I was wiping, but I still had to keep on going as the paper was being filled with faecal information. This is one of those times where I closed the seat before flushing.
Where are you getting TP?