I have PTSD

posted by ohphukimintrouble on HowManyShitsDidITakeToday

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder

I took one of the worst shits imaginable today. I'll count it as 2.5 shits. I couldn't get the .5 out and had to kinda use the TP to fling it off my ass. Wiping was the worst. It wasn't an easy slide and glide. It was a nonstop barrage of shit being printed onto the TP. I was pulling out asshairs as I was wiping, but I still had to keep on going as the paper was being filled with faecal information. This is one of those times where I closed the seat before flushing.

**Post Traumatic Shit Disorder** I took one of the worst shits imaginable today. I'll count it as 2.5 shits. I couldn't get the .5 out and had to kinda use the TP to fling it off my ass. Wiping was the worst. It wasn't an easy slide and glide. It was a nonstop barrage of shit being printed onto the TP. I was pulling out asshairs as I was wiping, but I still had to keep on going as the paper was being filled with faecal information. This is one of those times where I closed the seat before flushing.

4 comments

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Get a high pressure bidet so you can just blast that shit off

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

OK pooper

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points (+1|-0)

Where are you getting TP?

[–] ohphukimintrouble [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

From the cupboard

I have PTSD

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