It's the new way of having fun.

[–] [Deleted] Wiener Spinner 4 points (+4|-0)

It's more versatile than a fidget spinner. And what's even better, when you get bored with spinning it around, you can eat it!

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] The Hot Dog King 3 points (+3|-0)

For a second I thought you were talking about Chelsea Clinton again and I was horrified.

[–] [Deleted] Wiener Spinner 1 points (+1|-0)

LOLS, spinners who fidget never get a second call.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] The Hot Dog King 1 points (+1|-0)

Now I'm all icked out.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus Gas Station Dog 3 points (+3|-0)

Stop playing with your wiener.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] The Hot Dog King 2 points (+2|-0)

Edited

I'm not playing... It takes a lot of work to get so good at fingering your wiener.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus Gas Station Dog 1 points (+1|-0)

It's not play, it's practice!

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] The Hot Dog King 0 points (+0|-0)

I'm better at it with my right hand...

[–] Cosmows Hot Dog Padawan 2 points (+2|-0)

Would it be odd if I would look for tutorials to learn that?

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] The Hot Dog King 0 points (+0|-0)

Look up "pen spinning."

[–] Monocore Wiener winner 1 points (+1|-0)

That's a skill I would like to have for some unknown reason. It just looks cool. No matter the wiener, I could always be a winner.

[–] jobes Sausage Fest 1 points (+2|-1)

Should wear gloves when doing that. You don't know where that hotdog's been (hint: in some animal's anus)

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] The Hot Dog King 3 points (+3|-0)

The fact that felt it necessary to clarify that is disturbing.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus Gas Station Dog 1 points (+1|-0)

No, the animal anus is inside the hotdog.

[–] jobes Sausage Fest 1 points (+1|-0)

I guess that's a good point

[–] leaderofnopack Just the tip! 0 points (+1|-1)

So it's Hebrew National hot dog, those things are horrible.

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