Hair should be banned

Everyone these days has a full head of hair. Even people who don't have hair will put on wigs to make it look like they have hair. Few and far between are the free-thinking individuals who go shaved or bald. Do you even know what hair is made of? It's the same kind of stuff that your fingernails are made of. It's just dead garbage matter. It doesn't *do* anything. It just sits there rotting on top of your head, trapping a disgusting cocktail of moisture and skin cells and dirt on top of your head all day. Sometimes getting lice. Why would anyone want that? Seriously. I dare you to give me an actual logical reason why hair is valuable. Oh, because society *expects* you to have hair? Okay, I guess that's a logical reason for a stupid unthinking conformist ZOMBIE like you. I don't have hair and I look fine. But I'm a guy, so it's more socially acceptable for me. What about women? My girlfriend, Ashklind, shaves her head like a civilized person, and she's beautiful! More beautiful than any normie hair woman I've seen. I can't even look at a hair woman, imagining the messy spaghetti of dead garbage all over the top of their head, without dry heaving a little. And when they start swinging it around like a degenerate whore? Fucking kill me. One day, people will wake up and realize how disgusting hair is, and then they'll start shaving it and all will be well. I dream of that day. They will look at how people dressed their heads nowadays and think of it the same way we think of cavemen. It'll be a sterile and sleek utopia of advanced, civilized people. I wish I could put myself to sleep until that day comes, and wake up in the era I belong in. I feel trapped here, in this world of filthy disgusting gross hairy savages who toil in filth and waste. You aren't my people, you're the embarrassing ancestors that people like *me* are meant to have evolved away from. But maybe you can join me. Take to the noble razor and transform yourself, brother. Let us evolve. Let us rise above the primitive homo sapien, and become something greater. Cleaner. More powerful than the ancients ever could have imagined. Forget your useless notions of what this idiotic irrational society of savages has made you believe, and liberate your scalp! Become *clean*!