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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Christina of Sweden was ridiculous.

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Ancient Sumerian jokes were… interesting. I guess you just had to be there.

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President Reagan had a way with words. A confusing, bumbling way.

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The balloon duel: possibly the most 19th century event that ever happened in the 19th century.

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Alexander the Great’s attempt to spur his men to action ended up working too well and then backfiring!

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Alexander had a weird relationship with philosophers treating him like a nobody. He kind of liked it.

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Caroline of Brunswick, please don’t.

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Sulla threatens a young Julius Caesar, who can’t help but respond, unafraid, with a clever quip.

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English political dissent at its finest!

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One does not simply walk into a duel with Jim Bowie.

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Napoleon’s sister, Pauline, gets all the sexy portraits and sculptures she wants!

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Captain William Bligh fails to court martial Captain John Macarthur.

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Henry II, what the hell?

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Pauline Bonaparte enjoyed putting her feet on people.

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Gregory Rasputin gave Nicholas II a… magic comb?

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Pauline Bonaparte was an awesome sister.

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An imprisoned Amphiretus the Acanthian drinks saltwater and vermillion, then poops his way to freedom!

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Peter the Great’s head of secret police had a trained bear that would serve vodka… with a twist.

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Give a Frenchman a Cheese, Eat for a Lifetime.

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Most indecent!

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Is your Queen about to find your treasonous correspondence? I recommend the old ‘please don’t check the mail because I’ll be soooooo embarrassed’ routine. Works every time!

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Beethoven was THAT GUY as a neighbour

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A man is hunting deer, accidentally makes Spain fabulously wealthy and stimulates the entire European economy. Oops!

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STOP SHOOTING YOURSELF. STOP SHOOTING YOURSELF.

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Doorman messes with Mrs. Coolidge after she forgets her train ticket.

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