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In 1860, Charleston was outsmarted again by the nonexistent abolitionist terrorists. Curse you!

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Captain Morgan suffers a rare loss of nerves in a firefight, only snaps out of it when he realizes all his men are laughing at him.

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Teddy Roosevelt couldn’t even take a break from being a badass without being a total badass.

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Christopher Lee nearly dies during a Luftwaffe raid on an RAF base - and immediately afterwards stumbles into two disgruntled WW2 legends

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Secretary of War John B. Floyd is investigated for being corrupt; it’s revealed that he isn’t actually corrupt, just incredibly incompetent.

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A man is about to assassinate a prominent Greek statesman, happens to get assassinated just before the assassination by a guy whose father was assassinated by the assassin. What a coincidence!

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Captain Sobel: mastermind tactician, at your service!

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Spartan Moms See Their Children Through Rose Colored Glasses...Or Maybe Just Regular Glasses

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Guo Jia lists ten reasons why his lord, Cao Cao, will defeat his rival Yuan Shao in a coming war.

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Aemilius Paulus tells the young whippersnappers how to general, then slowly peels off his force from the rear to sneakily set up fortifications right in front of the enemy army.

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Asking the important questions.

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Don Pedro de Ayala, a 16th century Spanish diplomat, was liked by everyone because he was rowdy and liked to get drunk and fight everything.

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What better way to try and convince your father that you should marry your sister and become heir to the throne than by giving your father a weird, awkward, pornographic painting?

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Napoleon disappoints a stalker.

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Don Pedro de Ayala, the fist-fighting 16th century Spanish diplomat, made such a sport out of teasing his ambassadorial colleague that it became a favorite activity of the English court!

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The Christmas Truce.

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Caribbean pirate by day, Boston celebrity also by day.

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Good Guy Epaminondas.

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The first president of the Republic of Brazil holds a contest to create a new national anthem, decides a first place winner, decides he likes the old anthem the best after all, doesn’t change the national anthem. TA DA.

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In 1905, Norwegians really didn't want a union with Sweden

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Did Junot rat out the man sleeping with Napoleon’s wife because of a months-old practical joke? Maybe. Maybe not. But I like to think so.

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Don’t forget that all great emperors were once little boys.

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Yanks vs. Limeys.

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Congress? Anything but that!

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Divorce imminent! Also, don’t make fun of eunuchs.

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