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Napoleon trolls a superior force of Austrians into surrendering without a shot fired!

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That awkward moment when you’re trash talking the Governor of your state and his wife is sitting right in front of you.

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The Supreme Court version of “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!”

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You side against Mrs. Churchill at your own peril!

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Catholics are freshly persecuted, in a roundabout way, because the Queen’s finger got too fat.

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Venetian traders get robbed by privateers while trying to capture the privateers who just robbed them.

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Sixteenth and Seventeenth Century Spanish bureaucracy reached absolutely silly proportions.

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Dear Germans, please don’t dip your babies in ice water. Thanks.

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The First Lady gets evicted!

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WWII American Lieutenant either knows he’s about to die or decides that he’s going to quit smoking cold-turkey.

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William Taft and his son’s constitutional right!

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FDR tells a hell of a joke!

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Roman Centurion calls dibs.

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What do you mean the natives are resisting us! Weren’t they paying attention when I read the thing?

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16th century English gentlemen go to war with each other over… whether or not to build a small damn on the River Trent.

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Voltaire makes a bold prediction, ends up being wrong in the most ironic possible way.

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Sentry duty turns one British Corporal into a sex addict [WWI].

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The Trumans were both terrible drivers, and at least one of them was a hypocrite!

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Is your Queen about to find your treasonous correspondence? I recommend the old ‘please don’t check the mail because I’ll be soooooo embarrassed’ routine. Works every time!

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Alcoholic humor!

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Douglas Haig accidentally ate a pleasant lunch at a brothel!

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Dolley Madison had a neat trick to get people to stop asking her about her age.

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Russia tried Prohibition before the United States, resulting in an astonishing 25% loss in tax revenue. And did the Russians drink any less? NOPE.

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Betty Ford, what the hell?

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The English embarrass themselves trying to attack the Spanish on the island of Hispaniola in 1655.

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