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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Sir Griffin Markham gets a few extra hours of life because he didn’t prepare for his own execution!

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Don’t drink and take sniper fire! Or do, whatever.

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Zachary Taylor used his horse to sniff out the best corn for his hominy fix!

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Ouch! Still too soon.

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Good Guy Napoleon rolls up his sleeves while visiting plague victims.

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Good Guy Napoleon rolls up his sleeves while visiting plague victims.

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American paratrooper carries his backup parachute in his backpack throughout the entire Normandy campaign, has some optimistic plans for it back home!

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President Grant: “I bet you can’t jump over that railing.” // Mrs. Grant: “Bet I can.”

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The Chinese Exclusion Acts Lead To Some Pretty Interesting Disguises

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Andrew Jackson's big cheese wheel

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Andrew Jackson rescues his friend with… a tobacco box?

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Pauline Fourès went on campaign in Egypt with Napoleon’s army, had an affair, got a divorce, slept with everyone important, then went on to lead an incredible life. She is the most interesting woman that you’re never heard of!

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Ferdinand II was a diplomat well ahead of his time.

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Awww.

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Ferdinand II undertakes a joint operation with English forces, takes the opportunity to make fun of his ally’s army.

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Secretary of State Cordell Hull had a pronounced lisp, and nobody liked to make fun of him for it more than FDR!

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One of these activities is not like the others.

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Another gem of wit, courtesy of Abraham Lincoln.

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Captain Morgan outwits the Spanish captain Don Alonzo a second time, salutes the Spaniard with cannons as he escapes into the night.

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4-year-old Jackie Bouvier (later Jackie Kennedy) was absolutely adorable.

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Roosevelt visits Germany after World War I, goes out of his way to offend them.

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JFK unleashes a savage verbal attack on his friend.

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Ignore Guan Lu's advice at your own peril!

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The citizens of Maracaibo have to pay the pirate captain Henry Morgan a ransom to prevent him and his pirates from destroying their town - being a merchant town, they can’t resist haggling over the price!

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Lu Su knows Yuan Shu will be a poor ruler, so travels south with his followers for greener pasteurs

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