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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Technical Sergeant Malarkey goes full Casino Royale on his comrades.

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An adorable story about a Nazi boat, a Nazi U-Boat, and a Nazi plane.

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Newton Knight robs a Confederate warehouse by making his own door!

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German U-Boat U-1206 Gets Sunk By Its Own Toilet

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The tapeworm that saved a hospital.

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OH NO. NOOO. [WWII]

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Another example of the influence of alcohol on history: The Cockroach Holocaust!

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According to Polybius, Antigonus III of Doson literally shouted himself to death.

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English doctor in Central Africa solves a silly problem.

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Cato the Elder didn't exactly reserve the best stuff for his servants when it came to wine

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Oops, sorry! Resume activities, by all means!

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Cato the Elder disapproved of household abuse, also admired Socrates for living with his… difficult living situation?

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Antigonus III of Doson had a sick burn for one of his generals who was out-generaled by one of his own men!

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An ape finds itself in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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A slave-driver in the Antebellum South pretends to whip his fellow slaves when his master is watching, and they pretend to be whipped.

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The Gauls don’t know how to alliance properly, and literally defeat themselves before the Romans even get there!

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Cato the Elder expels a senator for public display of affection, then makes a bad marriage joke.

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Alexander the Great turns a flank by CARVING STAIRS INTO A MOUNTAIN and walking around the enemy position.

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Cicero wins his first prosecution case so quickly and decisively that he publishes all the prepared speeches he was going to give if the case hadn’t ended!

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The Bemba curse is real!

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Sulla’s siege of Athens reads like a Monty Python skit.

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English gentleman in Africa gets in trouble for defending his men without a license.

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A 19th century slap-fight, complete with angry letters!

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The Romans realize they suck at naval warfare, so they improvise!

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Good Guy Napoleon rescues a Lithuanian sergeant, who promptly joins Napoleon’s forces.

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