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It makes sense, but it's something I've never thought about. In order to heal, my body is burning through tons of calories.

So, I've been eating the same amount I normally do, and I'm normally pretty active. But, I've been losing weight, even though I'm doing far less physical activity.

I found some sketchy sources, but this one looks pretty legit:

https://www.hss.edu/files/Nutrition_for_Healing.pdf

It turns out, I'm burning more calories than I'd normally burn - even though I'm normally pretty active.

That explains why I'm losing weight. I've lost like 12 pounds! Well, that's more like 14 pounds, 'cause I have about 2 pounds of titanium in my hip.

I haven't actually confirmed this with a physician yet, but the web and some not-very-sketchy sites seem to confirm it.

It makes sense. I just never really thought of it before.

So, if you want to lose some weight, just get into a wreck and break some bones!

I'm going to increase my caloric intake to about 3,500 calories a day and see where that gets me.

It makes sense, but it's something I've never thought about. In order to heal, my body is burning through tons of calories. So, I've been eating the same amount I normally do, and I'm normally pretty active. But, I've been losing weight, even though I'm doing far less physical activity. I found some sketchy sources, but this one looks pretty legit: https://www.hss.edu/files/Nutrition_for_Healing.pdf It turns out, I'm burning more calories than I'd normally burn - even though I'm normally pretty active. That explains why I'm losing weight. I've lost like 12 pounds! Well, that's more like 14 pounds, 'cause I have about 2 pounds of titanium in my hip. I haven't actually confirmed this with a physician yet, but the web and some not-very-sketchy sites seem to confirm it. It makes sense. I just never really thought of it before. So, if you want to lose some weight, just get into a wreck and break some bones! I'm going to increase my caloric intake to about 3,500 calories a day and see where that gets me.

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Are you me?

I'd say I'd not wish this on my worst enemy, but come on! If I had such a thing as a worst enemy, damned right I'd wish this on 'em!

I say this all the time! Of course I'd wish this much pain (or whatever else) on a person if they were my worst enemy!

:-)

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I'd like to hope that I'm not you. If I am, then I am in serious need of a psychological evaluation!

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah, but if I were you I'd know how to play guitar!

;-)

[–] TheBuddha [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Maybe you do? Maybe you're in a mental hospital and you're so deluded that this conversation seems real to you, but the reality is that you're whole objective for today is to enjoy Jello night?

I could just be one of the voices in your head!!!