I'm not sure how, but the title actually turned out to be correct. That's actually exactly what I did.
Huh... The mysteries never stop.
Anyhow, I tell you not about a good guitar - but about a horrible guitar.
https://playguitar.gq/2018/10/14/today-i-shall-tell-you-about-a-guitar-and-pretend-it-is-a-lesson/
That's what they should have said, yes. They should fire Bob.
I'd say they should hire me, but I don't actually want to work for Gibson. No. Working for Gibson is on my list of things not to do and I'm pretty sure they're not willing to pay me enough to change my mind. Then again, that's a bit presumptuous and they probably really shouldn't hire me. I'm a guitar player. That alone means I make bad choices.
go back to bed, bob. your drunk.