I'm not sure how, but the title actually turned out to be correct. That's actually exactly what I did.
Huh... The mysteries never stop.
Anyhow, I tell you not about a good guitar - but about a horrible guitar.
https://playguitar.gq/2018/10/14/today-i-shall-tell-you-about-a-guitar-and-pretend-it-is-a-lesson/
Yup. It hasn't got any redeeming qualities. None.
That's what they should have said, yes. They should fire Bob.
I'd say they should hire me, but I don't actually want to work for Gibson. No. Working for Gibson is on my list of things not to do and I'm pretty sure they're not willing to pay me enough to change my mind. Then again, that's a bit presumptuous and they probably really shouldn't hire me. I'm a guitar player. That alone means I make bad choices.
Wow that guitar is hideous. and looks about impossible to play sitting down. Awesome thing about the v is you can straddle it on on leg and play it upright.