This sub could use some work...

Damn it... ;-) I'll help! I will, too. Here's a way that I think describes my intent. I never post *anything* that I'm unwilling to return to, read comments about, and reply to each of the responses. My *ulterior* motive is taking over Phuks so that I can get you to all do work on my behalf and mobilize you to become my army when I'm elected Supreme Emperor of the Universe and Everything Beyond. Or, my motive is exactly what you see. You're a cliquish bunch, but that's okay - I fit in most everywhere. I ain't scared. You'll get used to me. ;-) I pass the sniff test. I'm really who I say I am and kind of have to be. I'm pretty trivial to dox. I guess that's bad form, but people do it all the time. I speak to people via email, text, and even phone. I've had people from Voat visit my house. Politically, if you use the new mostly-standard Political Compass (with the cardinal directions as points), then I'm squarely in the lower left. I think the left is largely fucking retarded. To be fair, the right is too. It's not so much that they're retarded, but they're easily excited. Extremism is pretty silly. So, I've decided to be a zealot in the name of rational and moderate thought, preferring pragmatism. That kind pretty much puts me in the Libertarian Socialist camp. There... Also, I smoke a lot of pot and write novellas. I have a few free hours and I'll throw them at Phuks so long as there's people who are having happy moments with what I do. I don't want to control anything - except to make you all my minions and help me take over the universe. (The same thing we're going to do tomorrow night, Pinky!) You've got maybe two hours of my time today. You can use it any way you want. If you've ever thought about playing music, I can probably tell you a little about the experience. I know a bit of math and some science, but I don't really have much time for that on this site. So, I avoid those subs entirely. I did look at the math sub, but it didn't seem like I'd be spending my time wisely. At my age, time's important. I spend it having the best day ever. That means I gotta budget it. Make sense?