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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

When I fart in bed, my cat that sleeps in my crotch never moves, so I guess my farts don't stink. Can I trust them in public?

This is a complicated paradox i've not yet examined, i believe we need more detail to formulate a true hypothesis. A couple of experiments in public should sort out this quickly. at least three they say.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I'll get right on that, boss. I'm at dinner and farted at the booth, no complaints yet